This article appeared in the Sun Times today. I thought it was pretty self-explanatory, until I came to the last line of the article. . .
I really don't understand how a snake could be worse. I think finding ANY dead animal in your canister of coffee is pretty bad, regardless of the species. Unless it's a full size adult rhino. Then I'd start to freak out, because getting a rhino inside a coffee canister has to take some effort, and then you have to consider the possibility that this might not be an accident and someone is deliberately stuffing your Folger's with a dead rhino for a reason. It could be a practical joke, it could be a mob warning. Next thing you know you find a seagull in your milk jug, a lemur in your candy bar, and you're being chased through the streets of Los Angeles by Mark Wahlberg riding in a Mini Cooper. Now you've got it worse. A snake? Child's play, lady.
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