Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The FACTS


Fun facts from the front desk:

1) I work with a guy named Igor.

2) Yesterday a co-worker shouted "I'd have sex with Oprah's toes!"

3) Marriott, a big multinational multibillion dollar company, still uses a DOS based program for their reservations system.

4) One of my managers has the roundest, fattest fingertips I've ever seen. His fingerprints must be really scary.

5) The hotel pool is kept at a temperature of 82 degrees, but the party's always set to broil.

(P.S. The picture has nothing to do with this post. I just wanted to be reminded of fall, because it's winter now and it's cold as ice tits)

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